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Phreddy
Wanker / Wanker / Wanker
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BLOCK USER
LAST LOG-IN: 01/22/08 |
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Behold! The Undermensch is upon us... at last!
Sterling Heights,MI
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| Age: 28 |
Orientation: Straight |
Children: None that I know of |
| Gender: Male |
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian |
Smoke/Drink: Yes
/ Sometimes |
| Height: 6'2'' |
Religion: Other |
Occupation:
professional douchebag! |
| Status: Single |
Zodiac:
Pisces |
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| BIO: | Formed from the seafoam of desperation and concession, and the passionless fires of pre-dawn greys, emerges the chromatic entity pretentiously entitled Phreddy. Transformed protoplasm by the ennui of a new millenium, and the malaise of the old- a neuerotic manifestation of a dead Mephisto- he traipses amongst us all bottom lip and chuckle. Behold!- the Undermensch is upon us at last...
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| INTERESTS: | I am interested in what collects under the fingernails of life- the rich oils, dead skin cells, and filth the we unknowingly bathe in, the parts of us we leave behind. With that in mind I am ready to start a freakkin' revolutuion and run those dirty fingernails down the giant chalboard of life! also like to read, space out, daydream, tell terribly offensive jokes, eat, chew, swallow, and eat, ohh and I like to smoke and eat, and sometimes, chill out... right?
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| I'D LIKE TO MEET: | I would like to meet a series of 8 foot tall women bass players of differing ethnicities who worship me like a tiny pagan god!
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| MUSIC: | I really like all the same kind of music that all the other people I respect like, the Wilcos, Radioheads, Manna and Quails, and Magnetic Fields of the world. I could make a sweet list of awesome bands I heard one or two songs of to try and look more underground than anyone else, but I think that's a waste of time and kind of pretentious (which if I can ever avoid that it's worthwhile...)
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| INFLUENCES: | I am influenced heavily by television commercials, perfumed ads in magazines, my father, and sometimes by what I imagine I'm saying to myself when I am looking int he mirror and making funny faces
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| BOOKS: | I have many leather bound books which smell of rich mahogany
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| ONLINE FOR: | To tell the world -"I AM ALVE"
Detroit city could have posibly saved a young Morrissey- could have turned him into one of the Barenaked Ladies or some sort (He said "What she said, 'How come someone hasn't noticed that I'm dead, and decided to bury me, Lord knows I';m ready, uh uh uh a uh ooh uh'..." (But in a decidedly Morrissey fashion-)
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